Apr. 11th, 2021 @ 07:15 pm Spams

[Heres where spams go.]
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Apr. 11th, 2021 @ 01:54 pm (no subject)

[Commercial for men's jeans. He's walking down the street to this song like a stud while various models throw themselves at him dramatically, trying to pry his shirt off. At the end he meets Selena at a coffee shop and takes her into his arms, kissing her while the wind blows their hair in the wind]
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[info]perfectprince, posting in [info]stepfurtproject
Apr. 10th, 2021 @ 02:15 pm Junior Avengers Spam

[He doesn't want to be here, but...here he is.]
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[info]wthisbucky, posting in [info]stepfurtproject
Apr. 10th, 2021 @ 02:03 pm Live Video

Welcome to my kitchen guys where I will be cooking up some liberal tears. [She's in an apron in her kitchen.] Guys, the libs are mad at me, and why? Because one day I'll enjoy cooking for my husband.

Hi, I'm Karen Ianhalder and if you're wondering why I'm in my kitchen it's because today I'm playing Karen the someday housewife who likes fulfilling her traditional gender role. So just a few days ago my future sister-in-law posted a meme about the joys and love between a man and a woman and some tips to keep both a man and woman happy in a relationship and boy did the left go crazy. Let's read the replies "I'm a feminist who loves my husband. We have 5 kids together and I do most of the cooking and cleaning while he works, but we're equals. It's not servitude it's a choice. We take care of each other. We don't own each other." and "Blink twice if you need help."

That's so funny coming from the demographic that literally has no mind of its own. If it became trendy to respect traditional gender roles, you'd do it. But the sad thing here is that liberals don't know what love is. So they think the only possible reason I'd serve my husband is because I'm being controlled and not because I simply love my man.

The worst part is that feminists think sex is empowering but they refuse to respect what their bodies do as a result of sex. That is why feminists cannot have a successful marriage, because their relationship is for pleasure and not for loving and supporting one another and that's why they're so mad at that meme, because my brother's soon to be wife has something that they don't. Love. Enjoy staying single for life, I guess. I don't know what kind of man would love being around a woman that only enjoys spreading her legs and that's all she has to her but you get it girl. You get it.

And look I'm not devoid of hope. I know there are enough people with common sense left to not give into the left's delusions. Ladies! It's okay to want to have kids and find a man to cook for. You'll be much happier in a stable household with a family that loves you rather than sitting on your couch in your one bedroom apartment scrolling on a dating app every night to find a new man to hook up with. That's not only gross but it's probably the main reason so many people, especially women, are depressed. Kids today are being taught that love means sex and nothing else, but as a women let me tell you what love actually is. It means doing something out of the kindness of your heart to make their lives better. It means sacrifice, commitment and teamwork. It means putting them first and dropping everything you're doing for them.

So ladies, if you want to be happy like me, my friends, and my future sister; get your butts in the kitchen, take off your shoes, and start cooking.
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Apr. 8th, 2021 @ 01:28 pm Spams
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Apr. 8th, 2021 @ 01:32 pm (no subject)

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Apr. 8th, 2021 @ 01:01 pm Full Family Spam

[Rebekah stomps in wearing her designer custom made heels to the family meeting. She has her two sons in her arms and she sets them down with their favorite toy so that they can play while she debunks this lie]
You know, a baby is a precious thing, not some joke. [She sits next to Carson] Let's get this over with. [Carson lifts the shirt to reveal her flat abs which Rebekah rests her hand on. To her surprise, there is a life in there.] How can this be possible... what witchcraft is this? You're not even alive.

[Carson looks over at Skye then Kol] I'm local. [She says, not sure how this family will respond. Kol stormed out when she told him and now Rebekah's very clearly furious.]
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Apr. 7th, 2021 @ 01:02 pm Spams

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Apr. 5th, 2021 @ 11:29 pm Spams

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Apr. 5th, 2021 @ 01:52 pm Open (House) Spam

[He wakes up in a bed and not on the floor and the feeling is so wrong he doesn't know how to react for a moment, lying there with his heart pounding hard in his chest, trying to figure out without alerting anyone to the fact that he's awake. The last thing he remembers is talking to Ayo -- and then everything is just a blank after that. He hears no sound from the room he's in, so when he opens his eyes and sees nothing particular distinct about the room, it takes him a moment to recall. Stepfurt. He's back in Stepfurt. Except -- everything in his head is very different, everything is --

He rubs his hands over his face, wondering how much time has passed here. The last thing he can remember from Stepfurt was telling little Steve goodnight after helping him with some homework. He forces himself to draw in a deep breath before he gets to his feet to figure out what's going on in this place now.]
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Apr. 5th, 2021 @ 01:25 pm Mommy; Redirect OTA

Can you pick me up?
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Apr. 4th, 2021 @ 10:47 am (no subject)
[FYI, Bucky vanished a couple days ago and will now be canon updated to FATWS.]
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Mar. 29th, 2021 @ 06:59 pm Spams
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