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Mar. 2nd, 2021 @ 01:29 pm Model House - Family Vacation (Episode 1)

[Eli's fangs are out, it sparkles in the light with a sound effect that happens when cartoons show something shiny. He's in a mansion in a giant pool on a floatie, there's a cocktail in his hand.]
Did you miss me?

My friends all decided to settle down and get married, have kids... but I'm a vampire and I missed my bags. I compelled all of my old roommates to come back for one final hoorah, and this time, I got their spouses too.

[Camera pans to the front of the house where Dime carries Robin in. Midge comes out of a car, followed by Lola, followed by Ricky. The whole montage makes everyone look very hot and glamorous. Skye and Mason fall out of their car, making out. Kitty tosses her handbag at Ike on her way inside and scouts the area for Nicky who emerges from a car with Q. She starts kissing Ike when she spots him. Lorraine comes in with Jermaine and picks a room, Oz lurks in the doorway. Alfie comes in with one kid on each arm and Gwen leads the way to claim a room with a violin case in hand. Dean's unloading the trunk of his 67 Chevy Impala while Merc sips her smoothie. Seph heads inside with Jim's arm around her shoulder. Johnny and Winnie are laughing as they tumble into the bushes. Axel steps out of his car looking like a model.]
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Feb. 27th, 2021 @ 06:10 pm Spams

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Feb. 25th, 2021 @ 05:46 pm (no subject)

[A 7.0 Earthquake starts in the center of town. Shit's getting wrecked today, feel free to wreck yo shit.]
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Feb. 25th, 2021 @ 02:17 pm Hydra

[Cap has rented Sebastian's new telepath in an attempt to help Evan with this heat wave because the recruits might faint from heat exhaustion training inn this weather.

He puts the dial up on her consciousness so that she can enter Evan's mind. He tells her to help him understand this weather's his fault.

In theory she could just say it to him and make him believe it, but she's going to drag it out because she doesn't want to go back into her cage. She sits in front of Evan and talks in his mind for privacy.]

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Feb. 23rd, 2021 @ 02:43 pm Public Announcement

This is the SRS, Stepfurt Revenue Service, and we've taken note of your tax related activities. Everyone should receive their bills in the mail in 10 seconds, give or take 12 seconds. Money will be automatically withdrawn or deposited to your accounts tomorrow morning when the banks open. If you have any questions, feel free to direct them to me. Your bill will contain a breakdown of your charges or benefits. If you do not receive one in the mail, it is your responsibility to file.
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Feb. 23rd, 2021 @ 08:40 am Network

Is it always this hot here in freaking February? [He's grumpy because he's wearing layers of clothes and it's ridiculously hot.]

[Note: This is Teen Bucky :P]
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Feb. 23rd, 2021 @ 08:30 am OOPS

[Temperatures will be as follows for the week:
Tuesday 2/23- 100 degrees, no clouds
Wednesday 2/24 - 105 degrees, humid, lots of clouds
Thursday 2/25 - 104 degrees, humid, lots of clouds
Friday 2/26 - 110 degrees, humid, sunny
Saturday 2/27 - 10 degrees, ice rain
Sunday 2/28 - 6 degrees, sunny
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Feb. 22nd, 2021 @ 10:01 am Hydra Inspirational Speech

[He feels the spirit in the house falling. Between Evan not believing in himself to Nat trying to run away the other day. He has them all at breakfast and he starts talking]
I know you all think this is a losing battle. We're outnumbered, outmatched, they have a team of over 70 people, all very capable of destroying a team like ours without much of an effort.

Evan's not making progress yet. Malcolm's treatment didn't take. We've taken some hard losses already and there's only going to be more to come, but we're fighting for something. Our fight will be worth it in the end.

Listen to me. I know your concerns about this. I know how frightening it is to contemplate the enormity of the Avengers power. I know you're afraid. But the antidote to faith. In my time, I have seen hundreds of men triumph in thousands of battles they thought were lost. How? Because they believed in their cause. Because they refused to be slaves. Because the human spirit can be dampened...but never extinguished. Because deep down inside, every man and woman knows one true thing: that the only thing necessary for the triumph of for good men to make peace with their demons. I won't lie to you. The road ahead of us is full of risk. We have to strike hard and strike fast. The Avengers can bend time and space...but I promise you... they cannot bend your will unless you let them. Believe in the strength of unity and the power of HYDRA. Believe in the prize. Believe.
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Feb. 20th, 2021 @ 10:01 pm Spams

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